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So here's the thing.
Whatever the running theory is (Fade, demons, alternate worlds, Eluvian fuckery), for right now, we're stuck here. Someone else can take charge of all the perimeter checking and puzzle solving and magic book reading--that isn't where my skill set tends to lie.
I'm the guy you go to for a beer and a good story. And, in this case, food and a bed.
I've started taking inventory of basic provisions. More details on that later. I've also started pulling together some general necessities, like blankets and changes of clothing. I'm sorting them in the great hall--grab what you need, but please mark down what you take so we can keep an accurate count. If you need help finding a place to sleep, let me know and I'll help get you settled.
Okay, all that shit aside, I think we need to try to gather together--all of us--and start getting to know faces and names. I'm Varric Tethras--short guy, blonde hair, can't miss me. I'll be cooking a group meal for anyone who wants to come to the grand hall to get it. I'll also pull out some cards. We need some levity pretty damn fast.
The military sort can worry about keeping us safe. Me? I'll work on keeping us comfortable and sane.
Whatever the running theory is (Fade, demons, alternate worlds, Eluvian fuckery), for right now, we're stuck here. Someone else can take charge of all the perimeter checking and puzzle solving and magic book reading--that isn't where my skill set tends to lie.
I'm the guy you go to for a beer and a good story. And, in this case, food and a bed.
I've started taking inventory of basic provisions. More details on that later. I've also started pulling together some general necessities, like blankets and changes of clothing. I'm sorting them in the great hall--grab what you need, but please mark down what you take so we can keep an accurate count. If you need help finding a place to sleep, let me know and I'll help get you settled.
Okay, all that shit aside, I think we need to try to gather together--all of us--and start getting to know faces and names. I'm Varric Tethras--short guy, blonde hair, can't miss me. I'll be cooking a group meal for anyone who wants to come to the grand hall to get it. I'll also pull out some cards. We need some levity pretty damn fast.
The military sort can worry about keeping us safe. Me? I'll work on keeping us comfortable and sane.
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Date: 2015-08-03 02:23 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-08-03 03:12 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-08-03 04:29 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-08-03 10:14 pm (UTC)From:[A fairly decent drawing of a large set of breasts.]
Don't freak out, you ninny it's just a pirate. Met lots of pirates, yeah? Captains even. No way those stories of Varric's are all true.no subject
Date: 2015-08-03 10:52 pm (UTC)From:I'm trying to get everyone to the tavern tonight - care to join? Varric will be there, so you'll know him. And I can introduce to you to Fenris (ignore the glowing thing he does, it's okay) and Anders (who also glows, might not want to ignore him as much). And I just met a wonderful ship captain. Not a pirate like me, but still a captain.
Well, I'm an admiral, he's a captain. Bit of a difference there. It's all in the hat. Do you like hats, Sera?
Meet me at the tavern tonight and I'll buy you a drink. You can tell me what dear, sweet Varric has been filling your head with.