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[varricmod]

So, as a point of curiosity, it turns out the eluvian now eats people.

Okay, more specifically: I was up near my room one minute, and the next I was in the eluvian room being pulled through. It didn't take me to that weird between place, though. It took me straight through to a world full of hipsters. Shit, I don't know.

But I'm back. What's happening?

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Aria

[varricmod]

New recommendation: we hit her with a very big stick and lock her under three feet of metal.

Varric

[lavellanfadewalk]

Works for me.
I'm just waiting for the weirdos from the ship in the courtyard to gather her pieces and glue it together before we can throw her in the dungeons.